Favorite Quotes

“Just as the mirror reflects a woman’s face, so a woman’s heart reflects the woman.”

“I’m not a lawyer, just an avid googler.” -QOTO

“The weather outside is weather.” -Forgeting Sarah Marshall

“damn it Psych Syke, we can’t afford a pool boy. We don’t even have a pool yet!” -The Husband

“Be the change you want to see in the world.” Mahatma Gandhi

“i like to change my ethnicity on my profile every few months. i’m currently latino. i feel as though i encompass all races.” Lezlie

“Have you seen Halle Berry’s new boyfriend..?
look him up, but ladies…
HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR!” -Gaby

“I noticed you don’t have a ring on your finger… does that mean you can work longer and stay with us?” -13 yr old boy

“i had a sore throat at 5 and now i can’t breathe and my chest is being crushed by an invisible fat guy…” -Regis

“with crisis, comes opportunity”

“God made dirt, and dirt don’t hurt.” – 13 yr old boy

“maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. maybe they’re supposed to run wild until they find someone, just as wild, to run with.” -sex and the city

Psych Syke: i’m going to stop showering and just say in my pj’s all week.
Friend: depression is fun i guess

“I’m going to punch you in the asshole” – Dave (played by Kevin James) in the movie, Grilled